2. I'm a self-declared ice cream enthusiast.
Do they give out medals for that kind of thing? If eating ice cream was a sport, I have no doubt that I'd qualify for the olympics. Anyone who knows me, knows that I love ice cream. It's not just a food that I like, it's not just a food that I occassionaly devour, ice cream is an everyday kind of thing. Shoutout to my 18th birthday to when I had ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
3. I'm a real home-body.
I love my family. I'm the oldest of three children, although the shortest and always forced into sitting in the middle seat during roadtrips. What happened to respecting your elders? And at 5'8, looking like a little nugget next to my siblings is saying something. My dad always refers to us as the Griswolds--which I think is supposed to be funny? We've learned to laugh at it, and it appears that others his age find it amusing. I think he's hinting at our dysfunctionality.
1. My obession with writing started in 2nd grade.
And yes, I did Google "second grade writing" in order to find this image. While this 2nd grader may not have that natural love for writing, this was the time that my interest in writing truly ignited--and it's only gone uphill from there. (Props to Mrs. Viviano's creative writing unit). Intriguied with the reasons on why I write? Check out my "Why I Write" assignment--self promotion at it's finest.
5thingstoknowaboutBritni
Trying to get a better idea of who's e-portfolio you're navigating through? Below are 5 things to know about me before expecting you to read my work. Did you really think I'd just throw you into my work without any personal details? Harsh.
4. I think I'm hilarious.
Is that weird to admit? Possibly, but I crack myself up. For years, I've been convinced that I was truly a comic--I've always been sarcastic, love to laugh, and constantly cracking jokes. Yet, there is one small problem with this ideology: apparently, others don't think I'm funny. I'm not how accurate that actually is though, because I do get quite a bit of laughs. But my friends and family claim that I'm not funny--at least not as funny as I think. Up for debate.
5. I binge watch TV like it's my job.
Seriously, name a show--I probably have watched it. Some consider it a problem, but I consider it "research." Writers should research their topics right? And if I'm writing about a new show, trend, or social movement, I must appropirately reserach it. And if reserach consists of binge watching shows while curled up in my sheets like a human burrito, then so be it. Also, I really don't like cats, they've always scared me--not sure on my gif choice.